Social Golf

Last Wednesday on a slightly cooler morning we had 28 members turn out to compete a Single Stableford match. Once again the top scores were in B Grade with R. Woolgar "doing a bolter" with 38 points. Runner-up was B. Johnston with 35 while J. Nelson came in third with 34. In A Grade L. Hamilton took first place with 30 points, K. Nieass was Runner-up on C/B with 26 points and A. Aitken won third place. NTP on the 5th in A Grade was L. Hamilton and B Grade was won by G. McLoughlin who made a clean sweep by also winning NTP on the 8th where B. Squires won the NTP ball for A Grade.

Putting in A Grade went to T. Rose after C/B with 23 putts and B Grade's ball went to H. Dunstan also with 23. Next week's game will be the first round of the Club Championships with starters L. Hamilton & A. Aitken. The Sunday raffle will be run by I. Johnston, L. Hamilton & A. Aitken. Our trip to Sawtell and Nambucca on the 6th and 7th of November is firming up.

We travel to Sawtell on Thursday morning playing the course with lunch afterwards included. We stay overnight at the Ocean View hotel Urunga with breakfast included then on Friday travel to Nambucca to play the island course with lunch once again included. Our ever generous treasurer is subsidising the costs to members which will be $120 per head. Cart hire at both courses is $25 or $12-50 per head extra. Dinner Thursday night will be at own expense. Know the three worst words in golf ? -"Still your shot!"

LUSC LADIES

BOWLING CLUB

There will be an Annual General Meeting to be held before bowls on 1st October at 9 o'clock. All members are invited.

Raffle winner for today was Betty Thomas and Letty Lindsay won the draw for the players.

NORTH HAVEN

INDOOR BOWLS

Last night we had the finals of the Ladies Singles, Ladies Pairs, Mens Singles and Mens Pairs. There were also the Mixed games. Some of the games were really close and congratulations to the winners. In two weeks we are also going to play the Lady Singles Champion against the Mens Singles Champion for the Club Champion overall. Should be an excellent night.

Social bowls begin again next week. The visit from the Retreat Village was also a great success and we look forward for our club visit to them in the New Year.

Hope to see everyone again next week. Cheerio to all our bowlers who are not so well. Names by 6.45 for 7 o'clock start and all are welcome.

Lake Cathie Bowling & Rec Club Social Darts.

Matches on 16th September were evenly contested with some very close results at the end of the night.

Winners were Kitty & Allan on 24 points followed by Terry & Lee after a playoff withBarb & Glenn - both teams on 22 points. Marg & Mal picked up the MUG awards.

HP winners were Kitty on 22 & Allan on 60.

The Lake Cathie Butchery prize winners for high score on the night were Marg on 80 & Mal on 129.

Raffle results saw a big fat chook go to Flo - a visitor from Adelaide & Bruce - a member of the club.

Activities continue every Tuesday with rego around 6.15 pm for a 6.30 pm dart off.

Visitors are welcome.

North Haven Bowling Club Snooker Club

Results for Wednesday 17th August 08

We would like welcoming back Ken Torr & Chris Heys. Good to see you back playing agrain.

Majors Winner was Dave Gittoes with the Runner-up being Colin Cooke.

Minors Winner is ‘Come back kid’ Ken Torr from our President Chris Weadon.

Names in by 6.15p.m. with 6.30p.m. Start.

Good luck to all the readers.

In off the Red.

Bonny Hills Beach Hotel Social Golf.

The Bonny Hills Social Club had an away trip to Tallwoods recently and the results were: 1st – Ladies, 2nd – Tallwoods course, and 3rd – the Men.

The ladies won the day when it was decided that we should play off the white tees (Men) and red tees (Ladies) on the difficult Tallwoods course. Carol Middlebrook scorched the course hitting immaculate wood and iron shots around the undulating layout. Her concentration was very intense throughout, as it needed to be with her male partners regularly quenching their considerable thirst. Carol had a gross score of 115 and a net of 65.

She defeated Marie Carroll by 3 strokes after Marie scored a commendable 118 off the stick. The red tees were often considerably nearer the green than the white tees. When told of the great girls scores, one disgruntled male contestant was heard to mutter under his breath: “well so they should have. They only played half the course.”

Jenny Jackson played to her handicap to finish third. She had 42 off the stick on the front 9 and overall, she had the best gross with an 88. Although she can be very satisfied with her efforts, she failed to be on the prizewinners list. The Ladies Longest Drive went to Diana Molony and the Ladies Nearest the Pin was won by Marie Carroll. Mark Overton was NTP in the men’s event.

The Mens Longest Drive went to David Middlebrook. David cringed when he was announced the winner as he would regard his round as a load of “crap” and this drive was about his only respectable shot. His gross score of 112 included no less than 8 shots in which he gained no ground. These included an Out of Bounds penalty, a Hit the Wrong Ball penalty, an Air Swing, and 4 lost ball penalties.

Speaking of Air Swings, there were at least 5 reported “airies” on the day – 3 from the one player, who coincidentally finished with the Bradman Award for the Highest Score. However, Johnny Mason did have excuses in that he was out of practice, was recovering from an injured back and has problems with the handicapper.

A Putting Competition was also held and the winner of the least putts event (32) was Anthony Murphy. Anthony played some fantastic shots along with his good putting. However, he did have his moments and one might class his round as “consistently inconsistent.” The most putts went to the winner, Carol Middlebrook (43). The saying might be; “drive for dough and putt for show.”

Tom Scrine was the second best putter with 33 putts. Tom began the day on fire, but began to tire and lose his concentration. At about the 14th hole, his golf shoes got tangled in rocks and he stumbled and for several moments, there were arms and legs flailing everywhere. Eventually, however, gravity won and he hit the ground heavily. After picking himself up, the adrenalin was rushing and he was back on track and finished his round with some great shots.

The day was most enjoyable and our thanks must go to our organizer, Roger Miles, our patron, Anthony Murphy and our Captain and his precious offsider, Tony and Marie Carroll for their organisation.

The next event for the Bonny Hills Beach Hotel Social Golf Club will be at Camden Haven beginning at 8 am on September, 28. The event will be a Single Stableford.

HASTINGS VALLEY

MOTORCYCLE CLUB

Hastings Valley Motorcycle Club will run Round 6 of the 2008 Motocross Series this Sunday at the local Raceway. Another good field of riders is expected to compete at this meeting with the competition being very fierce for outright places in the Club Championship.

The usual times still apply with sign-on closing at 8.20am, practice from 9.00am and racing scheduled to commence at 10.00am. Motocross action will be non-stop until around 4.00pm and spectators can be assured of a great day out with free entry and the best canteen food in the valley.

Queens Lake

Sailing Club

The forecast strong winds did not eventuate and six boats fronted up for the first heat of the Club Championship in a 5-8 knot Easterly.

The starting crew carefully counted down the minutes ensuring that each flag was dropped at exactly the right second until the final flag came down. What was the puzzled look from those closest to the line.? Could it be that an experienced fellow sailor had forgotten to press the starting horn! He shall remain nameless as he is writing this report.

Luckily at Queens Lake this does not mean a false start as no boats were disadvantaged and the sheepish starter let them go.

It was not long before Flat Chat cleared out to eventually lap some of the slower boats in a breeze which was slowly fading.

Hakunamathata handled the conditions well and finished second while Anything and No Symmetry found there was not enough wind to get the full potential from their boats. No Symmetry was being skippered by Emily Thomas for her first race and she probably tried not to laugh too much when a broken fitting resulted in her father taking an unexpected swim.

On corrected time Hakunamathata (Peter Lentz) won from Anything (Mark Holt), Flat Chat (Rohan Nosworthy) and No Symmetry with the other two boats retiring to avoid keeping the officials waiting. So far the weather has been kind and we hope to see more boats turn up now that it really seems like summer.

L.U.S.C. Ladies

Social Golf.

On 16th September 36 ladies played a Stableford competition. Division 1 Winner: C.Denzel 21pts. Runner-up: J.Stapleton 20pts. 3rd: J.Smith 19 pts. Division 2 Winner: R.Douglas 25pts. Runner-up: I.Orr 23pts c/b. 3rd: F Morrissey 23pts c/b. Welcome to Pat Horne. 10 Cardies were present.

CH (LUSC) BRIDGE CLUB

Monday, 15th September, 2008 Mitchell Movement directed by Margaret Dunlop

NS 1 Lesley & Laddie Hindley, 2 Norma Feller & Pat Smith, 3 Bernard & Mary Salkind, Draw Lynne Grubb & Judith Riley

EW 1 Pam Bennett & Moreen Dellow, 2 Roslyn McKenzie & Lyn Redgate, 3 Loraine Genge & Bill Stallebrass, Draw Eunice Moran & Gerry McLennan

Thursday, 18th September, 2008 Mitchell Movement directed by Pam Bennett

NS 1 Colin Choat & David Jitts, 2 Norma & John Dew, 3 Pam Bennett & Moreen Dellow, Draw Cheryl O'Dowd & Heather Webb

EW 1 Valerie Clifton & Bill Stallebrass, 2 Yvonne Breakwell & Bet Matthews, 3 Norma Feller & Pat Smith, Draw Jill MacDonald & Ngaira Green.

Friday, 19th September, 2008 Mitchell Movement directed by Pam Bennett

NS 1 Pam Bennett & Bet Matthews, 2 Keith & Sybil Ibbertson, 3 Walter Hughes & Margaret Reynolds, Draw Joan Holt & Florence Walker

EW 1 Nioni Cummins & Bill Stallebrass, 2 Phillipa Crowther & Jim Forbes, 3 Pam Perry & Lyn Redgate, Draw Joan & John Gillet

LUSC Lawn Bowls

Another bright sunny day on Thursday last, which brought out a good number of bowlers. I am starting to think some bowlers are like lizards they come out in numbers when it is bright and sunny. The winners on the day were green 1 Cowboy Wilkes, Pat Guthrie and the Treasurer Max Gilles, sorry Lindsey. Second winner ponytail Jim Lennox, Col Jarrett and Alan Beattie. Some members suggest Allan Beattie buy a GPS so he can find his way around the clubhouse. Third winners were lover boy Lovell, smoking Joe Bishop and wrinkles Woodhouse. First runner-up John Slager, Ron Cutler and Kel Cough no Kel Gouch, 2nd B Edwards, Robert Milner and Ray Allan, 3rd runners-up Brian Malloy, R Schindler and Colonel Hyde. The lucky number winners were Mr Wong $20, they tell me he put it in the wrong bias tin, I would have liked to of seen that. Robert Constable $10 don’t forget Roberts mum gets half and $5 to Kevin Posker, he is always winning something. The Christmas Club raffle winners were Allan Stoker Clarke, Phil Gibbs and Ron Bartholomew $25 each to those smiling gents. The two family pies were won by Kevin Niess and John Brown, by all reports they are delicious pies, donated by the Colonial Court Bakery 22 Lake Street, Laurieton and we do thank them for their generosity. Visitors, we only had one this week, Sam Smallwood from North Haven, welcome Sam, come along as often as you like. Visitors are always welcome. Sick list, Nev Ripley, Tony Jack knee, they should put some padding on those church kneeling rails, Maurice Smith and Ken McDonald is home, after visiting the plumber, I believe Kevin Bogg is also going to visit the same plumber. Birthdays Ray Snapper Napper. Don’t forget folks the Lake Cathie LUSC Shield Challenge Day is on October 9. The cost will be $10 per head which covers lunch, brains and tripe, green fees and a chance to win heaps of prizes, now the important part to remember is, there is only room for 63 players, first in gets to play. Bob Nixon will have the sheet with him at Kew on Thursday October 2, no phone calls so be there early, or you will miss out, play starts at 9.45. Congratulations to punchy Collins on being the Presidents player of the year. Well done Noely. Also we have the mixed Christmas party to be held at LUSC as usual on November 29, you don’t want to miss out on this yearly major event, there is no better Christmas party on the North Coast than this one, so put the date on your calendar now, all particulars later on. No report from the ladies this week, I believe they have found another way to inform those interested. Hoping the good weather keeps up for all bowlers. See you.

Jack High.

North Haven Bowling Club Social Darts

September 17, 2008

1st place Jocelyn and Graham, 2nd Iris and Patrick. LHS Pam 140, LHP Anne 40, MHS Doug 140, MHP Tony 52. Raffle 1 Cheryl, 2 Patrick, 3 Elva, 4 Learne, 5 Darren, 6 Patricia. Mystery Peg 59 not hit. Mugs Carly and Anne.

Darts every Wednesday, names in by 7.15pm. All welcome.

Kendall Junior and Seniors Summer Touch Kendall Junior Touch will be holding two registration days at the Sports Oval Railway Street, Kendall on Mondays October 13 and 20, between 4-5pm for years 3,4,5,6. Juniors can contact Wayne O’Neil on 6559 4116 for more information.

Kendall Senior Touch will commence on October 27.

A final meeting and team nominations will be held at the Camden Haven Golf Club at 6.30pm on October 8. Teams can contact Mark Bird on 6559 4212 or 1414 733 578 or Pam McLeod on 6559 4313.

LUSC Wednesday Night Euchre

Winner Keith McCosker, runners-up Gwen (big boss) Mathieson, Barbara Woolgar, Adolf Wagner, Wally Hughes and Barney Hurrell.

Lucky door prizes on the evening were won by Marie White, Betty Bradley, Adolf Wagner and Keith McCosker. Twenty seven players turned up this week, keeping up our good average crowd, good night of cards had by all. See you all next week.

LUSC Indoor Sports Bowls

There were three two game winning teams this week. After the draw winners were Beryl Duck, Lorna Hoar and Barbara Woolgar. Consolation winners were Betty Bradley, Thelma Ruhan, Marge Minshall, Mary Fisher and Sid Charlwood. Smallish crowd this week so triples were played, good night had by all. Hopefully attendance will pick up as warmer weather is now here. Names in by 6.45 please.

Kendall Services & Citizens Club

Social Darts

September 16, 2008

1st Rambo, 2nd Trish and Gazza. LHS Pam140, MHS Rambo 140, LHP Lesley 45, MHP Tony 82. Raffle Tony, Col, Learne, Steve S, Geoff. L/D Learne, Pam, Learne, Tony, Geoff x 2. Mugs prize went to Geoff and Brian. Congratulations Steve U Senior on your “180.” Well done Steve. Social Darts every Tuesday night. Names in by 7.15pm all welcome.

Laurieton Tennis Club

Wednesday Night Comp

Results: September 17, 2008

Final: David, Jana, John, Karl def David, Matt, Michael, Scott 27/21.

Congratulations to the winning team. Social tennis for the next three weeks. Well done everyone.

C.H.D.D.A.DARTS NEWS

Summer Comp. will start Monday 29th September. There are a total of 16 teams, 8 A grade & 8 B grade.

Draw sheets and reserve names will be given to team captains A.S.A.P. Good Luck to everyone. Having a Birthday this week, Olivia Newton-John will be 59, and Will Smith turns 39.

LUSC Sunday Euchre Club

September 21, 2008

Winners Ken Posker and Mick Driscoll, runners-up George Barnes and Bob Milner.

Lucky Door Gary Hillman.

Kendall Fishing Club

Our last weigh-in was held August 31, with a good roll-up of fishers, some who caught fish and others who tried hard but failed to find the fish in a co-operative mood. Helen Baldry won the ladies section and Mark O’Neill won the men’s. Our September outing is this weekend 27 and 28.

The August weigh-in also coincided with our annual general meeting. It was pleasing to see all of those who attended. President Allan thanked the outgoing committee for their work during the last year and welcomed the new committee members. At the AGM it was decided to bring back the secret species to each outing. Also there is now an extra competition for our sub juniors (under 12 years of age) for each outing being a nominated species competition. This month the nominated species for the kids is bream and the prize is being kindly donated by Darren Chapman Backhoes.

Best of luck for fishing this weekend and we will see everyone at the weigh-in this Sunday at 1.30pm.

Laurieton Hotel Fishing Club

Another great turnout for the weigh-in. There were eight species weighed in including snapper, bonito and flounder. Winners on the day, Porky $50 cash, Dennis Byrnes – North Haven Bait & Tackle voucher. Dennis Byrnes – Deep Sea; Scott Clifford – Beach and Rock; Dave Paddock – Estuary.

The club is blessed to have Bob as our BBQ chef and we hope to retain him for this Sunday’s family day at Henry Kendall Reserve. Please put your names on the list. Another great afternoon was had by all with fabulous music supplied by the Hotel and beaut weather supplied by Huey.

LUSC Snooker

With Two Balls job in the balance I have taken the job on. My name is “Facts-Just-the-Facts.” A recent “survey” about should humour be included in the write-up results yes 99% No1%.

So for my one chance and for one person here is my report using the facts.

Tuesday September 16, Thea beat Keith and Ralph beat John. Thursday September 18, Pepe beat Gunther and Glen beat Kevin. Ralph won a raffle and I forgot the other winner.

The big game last Sunday was real good but I forgot to ask who won.

“Facts-Just-the-Facts”

PS: Hoping I can get this easy job as your reporter.

LUSC Mens Social Golf Club

Eleven starters Sunday morning for a round of golf. Good to see Brian back from maternity leave. Tony just got over the top of Riddo in the singles matchplay and will now play Pepe next week for the right to be called champion. Yours Truly won the Stableford by a country mile – be gentle Mr Handicapper. Dunny was close to the hole on the 10th and Ruddo monstered a big drive on the long hole (driven like an A Grader, reckon). Don’t forget our overnight away trip to Hawksnest on October 25, it will be a great weekend and cheap too so get your names in.

Mick Manyjobs.

PS: The course is in great condition. The weathers warmed up so no excuse not to get to golf.

CH REDBACKS JUNIOR SOCCER

U/13 Dollarsavers vs Great Lakes Vikings for Zone championship.

After playing Friday nights all year our boys had to dig deep in the heat on Saturday to overcome the attacking raids of the Vikings in the 1st half. Never say die defence from Smithy, Trent, Max, Christo and Damo and good saves from Jarrod held them to 0-0 at half time. After our half time talk we controlled the 2nd half with our midfield of Owen Shannon, Calib, Dylan,and Zach laying off some good passes and Danyon and Ben as always dangerous up front. Our constant tough defence from all boys proved to be too much for the Vikings.Trent put our 1st goal away from outside the 18 yard box. Soon after Ben cracked a ripper outside the 18 yard box for our 2nd. Our 3rd came from great team work from one end of the field to the other for Danyon to finish off. Back to back zone champions,well done boys. I would like to thank Dollar Savers BuildingSupplies for their continual support .See you all next year.