Winners George Cameron

and Lindsey Moore, runners-up John Walsh and Ron South. Lucky door Wayne Mathews (Bushie).

KSCC Social Golf

Sunday May 30, saw 11 die-hard Kendall socialites contest a Canadian Foursomes over 9 holes on the ice coverd Royal Kew course.

The event caused some confusion on the 1st tee with some golfers having to hit both their ball and their partners ball off the tee due to some air swings courtesy of Crissy P, Tim R and Kylie D.

Play was very slow over the first two holes, however after some heat from the sun and some alcohol from the beer cart everyone seemed to get a bit quicker.

Crissy P's third shot on the 2nd turned her 7 iron into the shape of a banana courtesy off a tree. Snag's 2nd shot on the 4th saw him aggravate an old rib injury due to an air swing. The Pom's tee shot off the 5th tee saw him creating a record by skipping his ball seven times before sinking to the bottom of the dam.

On the 7th hole Marshall thought his luck had changed when he found a little pussy. The 8th hole provided some entertainment with just about everyone pulling a drive out of the cupboard finally giving their partner a nice second shot.

After a lot of deliberation, over a few more schooners the winners were Pommy Paul, Darryl Davey and Ray Duncan with a score of 32, second with a score of 34 were Phill and Kylie Dykes. NAGA's went to Snag's and Crissy Plater. Must also mention the last outing May 16, what a roll-up for the Terry Breen Memorial Day. Great golf was played and a great BBQ back at Kendall Services Club. Special thanks to Chrissy and Kylie for cooking the beautiful BBQ and also special thanks to Kylie's Kitchen for the delicious salad. Also a big thanks to Kendall Services Club for the refreshments and their all-round support, many thanks.

Last but not least the new shirts are on the way and we have decided not to buy pink shirts for the NAGA prize but to buy a couple of Parra shirts instead.

Next spine tingling encounter is June 13, 7am tee off for a single stroke 3-stick event. Be there or be square.

The Stump!

LUSPC Inc

With the strong support of the LUSC Committee we have formed a new Pigeon Club known as LUSPC Inc.

We will be basketing our birds from LUSC Club for our first race of the season on Friday night June 4, at approximately 7pm. The first race being from Seal Rocks approximate distance 135 air klms.

Any pigeon fliers out there wishing to fly their birds are cordially invited to join.

Enquiries ring Geoff 6582 5150 or Ron 6559 6631.

Lake Cathie Darts Club

Fourteen players competed on Thursday, May 27.

Results are: 1st Kitty & BJ, 2nd David & Terrie, 3rd Wilfred & Glenn. Mugs prizes went to Joel & Maria. MHP John D 75, MHS Joel 120, LHP Kitty 56, LHS Joan 134.

The raffle results are 1st Owen, 2nd Wilfred, 3rd John.

Player of all standards are invited to a game of social darts each Thursday night at the Lake Cathie Bowing & Recreation Club. Registration fee of $3 and name to be in by 6.50pm for a 7pm start.

LUSC Mens Social Golf

A cool morning greeted the boys for an American foursome (so I was told). Winner on the day was John Ridland, runner-up Tom Steitze, Long Drive in A Mark Facer, in B on the 9th Ian Slater, 10th Bill Newman and Long Drive to Kevin Buckley. Ladies hole to Maryanne Buckley and 2nd shot Ian (The Sandwich Marker) Barbato.

Next week will be a Single Stableford (not too hard). July 4, has been confirmed for our trip to Kempsey BBQ breakfast and lunch supplied, first in first served.

Till next week - keep swinging.

LUSC Snooker

Tuesday night snooker and yet again "The Kunze" exerted his authority this time, it was Byron Wood who went down to this persistent champion. A game that showed that it's the simple things in a game that bring most players undone and "The Kunze" tries to play a perfect game. The minor final GP Palmer loves to exert his power. Ron Howell has seen power in white T shirts when he cleaned Charlies tables. He didn't get in their way then and he doesn't stand in front of power, now Graham showed power and the old fox saved it for Thursday night. Speaking of Thursday the major final and Mal Pye showed how to get up your nose when he played "The Kunze" but the armour in Glens box showed a couple of slight cracks. Mal might look pretty placid but being nice doesn't win snooker games. He took the right options and when luck was needed he made it work for him. Now if that doesn't get up your nose nothing will. Glen Kunze showed emotion in this game and Mal Pye might need more luck next time they meet. Minor final - Norm Page played a banger of a game with Brian Lenard but Brian missed out in a black ball finish. Son of Harold was elated when he beat Uncle Jim in their 2nd Rd match "Two Jimbo's please" first win in 10 years mate (better get schooners) some people will do anything for attention but when the elastic snapped in one players track pants the Boss didn't waste any time getting things back in order. More raffle ticket sellers are needed, come on fellas if Lady Thea can walk down there you can surely drive down. 1 1/2 hours one Friday night. Come play with us Tuesday and Thursday's 6.30pm sharp.

Two Balls.

Bonny Hills Beach Hotel

Social Golf Club

Cold early morning conditions, plus a "Big" social night for "some" on Saturday night kept our numbers down at Wauchope on Sunday morning. However those who did compete in a Single Stableford event thoroughly enjoyed themselves with Carol Slater taking out the money with 24 points, closely followed by Tony Carroll on 23. Mens L/D was won by Tony Carroll with an awesome drive down the 17th and Carol Slater won the ladies L/D. Leroy Palmer won the N/P on the 18th. Congratulations to you all!

Don't forget next Sunday guys, bus leaves the hotel sharp 6.30am for Bulladelah! 18 holes of golf, lunch, a few drinks and great camaraderie on the coach, all this for $30 ph! There are still a few seats vacant on the coach, so anyone who wants a good day out, wether you'r ea golfer or not, put your name up on the notice board, so we can cater for you. Look forward to seeing you! The next game played at Wauchope is on June 13, 6.30 to 7.30am tee off time. See you all there.

Good golfing!

Mid Week Ladies Tennis

Simmond 44 d Shoesmith 31, Watts 37 d Betts 33.

Draw June 3, Lake Cathie.

Page v Betts, Simmonds v Watts, Shoesmith bye, Page duty team.

Page 28.0, Betts 24.8, Simmonds 32.0, Watts 25.2, Shoesmith 28.2.

NH Bowls Social Darts

May 26, 2004

1st Matt & Annette, 2nd Darren & Elva, 3rd Trevor & Joan, LHS Patti 125, MHS Darren 140, LHP Cinsha 34, MHP Ian 42. Raffle 1 Julie, 2 Tom, 3 Joyce, 4 Patricia. L/D 1 Tom, 2 Patti, 3 Margaret H, 4 Rod, 5 Elva, 6 Val, 7 Tom.

Mugs 9 = Donna & Marg H.

Mystery Peg 59 not hit.

LUSC Lawn Bowls

Firstly we had our annual BBQ on Sunday May 23, when we had 113 members attend and those that didn't come along missed out on a great day. I would like to thank the chefs, Eric Didlick, Peter Loveday, Buck Bowden, and their helpers and the ladies that helped with the serving of the veggies. The steak was top class as were the sausages cooked to perfection. The sweets were delicious also and I would like to thank the LUSC Club for their service in supplying and setting of the extras, that made it a wonderful lunch, I would recommend the LUSC organisation to anyone having a reception. There were plenty of raffle prizes, 50 meat and vegetable trays, and 10 lots of varied chocolates. I thank Betty for her selection of the same and Robbo's Meats. The steaks were wonderful and a great day was had by all. Anyway, enough of that, on with the bowls results played on Thursday. In the singles games played R Woolgar def J Bishop and G Holloway def Warren Barnes. In the pairs Alan Beattie, H Larendijk def Jim Smith and John Slager. The championship draw for next week is singles A Beattie v E Earle, marker John Moore, A Bowden v F Honeyman, marker John Slager, Alan Hawks v G Holloway, marker P Loveday and the pairs R Bartholomew, Ray Johnson v J Sinclair, N Hawkins. Don't forget bowlers, bowls start at 12.30, owing to the shorter days, so please be early. We had 70 bowlers rolling up on Thursday, the social club winners were A Hawkes, D Appleby and G Wise. The worthy runners-up were K Johnson, C Houston, and F Honeyman. The lucky number winners were $20 J Slager again, $10 Preso Mark Ryan, and $5 Peter Loveday. The winners of the social club raffle of $25ea were Kevin Bogg, don't forget the wife, Russell Archer, and Don McCombe. Another pairs championship game Ken Posker, L Frost v John Brown and Ray Allan. We had only one visitor, Glen Garland from West Tamworth, Ossie's brother but he has a lot more hair than Ossie. Birthdays, Reg Spencer, bless him, and on the sick list, Chicka Thomson, Les Smith, Wayne Lewis, Tony Jack, knee Dennis James, Stan Ipsen, Ron Cutler, Paul Woodhouse, and Bob Zimmerman. Welcome back to Ken McDonald and two others I can't remember, alzheimers you know. Don't forget our visitation from Taree on June 29, at North Haven Bowling Club. The sheet is on the board we would like to have about 70 names down by the 20th, when sheet will come down, for catering purposes. July 26, we are having our AGM, it is a Monday commencing at 2pm. Financial members only, membership fees must be paid by June 30. Any financial member want to stand for office, now is your chance, the nomination sheets are up on the board, you must have a proposer and seconder, place your completed form in envelope provided where secretary will collect every week. Come on fellows have a go, put your name down now. There are no births, deaths, or marriages, among our members that I know of, so good health, wealth and happiness to all.

Jack High.

LUSC Indoor Sports

Bowls winner Dee Parker & Jean Hall. Consolation prize Daniel Macarthy & John Filewood. Darts winner Shirley Stott & Dot Greenaway. Consolation prize Cincha Blanco & Mick Beach. Ladies highest darts score Ditsie Brody 100 and Mens highest darts score Ian Macarthy 140.

We have a vist from Forster this weekend.

North Haven Indoor Bowls

Only 30 players last week, there were 2x3 game winners, R Woolgar, B Bradley, E Hoare and M Caples - lucky ones "out the draw" being Edith and Margaret, runners-up M Ryan and J Lees, scratchies won by C Adams, D Johnston, H Hollier, O Lincoln, M Wild, A Wayling, K Spillane and B Duck. Sad news this week, Keith Minshall passed away May 22. His funeral service was well attended by some of his indoor bowls friends. we hope to see Marj back with us in the near future. The AGM will be held late June, confirmation of exact date next week. Voting sheet will be available for nominations for all positions, hope there will be plenty of names. Looking forward to seeing you all next week - play starts at 7pm.

NHBC Golf Club

Last Wednesday we played the final round of our foursomes championships. The winners of the days event Ian Johnston and Doug Spinks with a score of 47, runners-up George Butlin and Miles Sheean with 52. NTP 5th B Russell and B Hudson. NTP 8th A Skinner and partner.

Championship winners were Ian Johnston and Doug Spinks with a score of 94, runners-up George Butlin and Miles Sheean 105.

Putting Tom Sutherland and Fred Paine 24 putts.

Next week June 9, Single Stroke starters Col Huntley and Merv McLean.

Fish raffle June 6, Harry Dunstan.

Congatulations to our foursomes championship winners Ian Johnston and Doug Spinks, a great win by 11 shots.

Do not forget our trip to Wauchope on Friday June 26, names please.

New members always welcome 7am hit off Wednesday morning Camden Haven Golf Club.

Kendall Services & Citizens

Social Darts Club

May 25, 2004.

1st Shane & Cinsha, 2nd Terry & Stella, LHS Julie 95, MHS Shane 130, LHP Lorraine 55, MHP Colin C 65, Raffle 1, Pete, 2 Julie, 3 Terry, 4 Gazza, 5 Cinsha.

L/D 1 Kurt, 2 Lorraine, 3 Rod, 4 Gazza, 5 Stella.

Mugs prize Kurt & Alice.

Happy Birthday to "Mango" for May 23.

Social darts every Tuesday night names in by 7pm.

LUSC Ladies Golf

Another great day for golf with 28 ladies starting for our stroke comp/fun day. The chosen colour on the day was Red with all money collected going to the Cystic Fibrosis - 65 Roses Day Appeal. Div 1 Winner: F Fairbrother 38 nett, runner-up R Evans 39 nett, 3rd J McInnes 40 nett on a c/b. Div 2 Winner: B Kramer 34 nett on a c/b from S Sharman 34 nett. Our fun day winners were Div 1: J Wells, P Robins and S Van Kuyk. Div 2: C Denzel, H Anderson & D Johnston. Other lucky winners were R Evans & F Morrissey. Also joining in the fun were 10 card ladies. Don't forget our trip to Emerald Downs on June 3, starting at 10am. I would like to thank everyone for participating in our fun day and I am sure that the donation that we make will be greatly appreciated.

KS&CC Amateur Fishing Club

Our May weigh-in was held on May 16, at the club. Winners this month were Mens A Sandersan and Vet Mens B Sandersan. This outing concluded our 2003/2004 season with our Prsentation being held at Kendall Showground on May 22. Those who attended enjoyed a BBQ lunch followed by presentation of trophies. Not all sections were competitive this year. Winners were as follows: Sub Junior Girl - Nikkita Farrell; Junior Boy - Mat McGann, Mens Champion Mark O'Neill, runner-up Matt Crossfield, Vet Mens Champion Barry Sandersan, runners-up Rod Latham, Deep Sea Mens Champion - Allan Sandersan, runner-up Matt Crossfield. Alex Tisdell Memorial Shield for highest pointscore was won this year by Barry Sandersan. At our weigh-ins over 12 months 426 fish were weighed between 23 members for 182kilos, 43 fish were recorded for heaviest of species thanks go to KS&CC President Ray O'Neill for presenting trophies this year.

Our next outing (the first for 2004/2005) will be held June 19 & 20, weigh-in at 3pm at Kendall Club, followed by our AGM. Anyone interested in keeping the Fishing Club operating are welcome to join and come along. Subs are now due payable prior to the AGM.

Camden Haven Touch

5.45 1 Ando's v CH Fitness (Ref Butlers).

2 Ultrafloor v Bonny Blue (Ref Eff Jay Footwear).

6.30 1 Faddy Builders v Butlers (Ref Bonny Green).

2 McCuddens v Eff Jay Footwear (Ref Ultrafloor).

7.15 1 Kendall Bottle Shop v Bonny Green (Ref Faddy Builders).

LUSC Fishing Club

This was the week of the weighmaster. "Top of the Wozza" with a massive Jew fish at 24kg cleaned plus a few tailor to boot. Bert Hayes winning the Mens B&R with 288 points, runner-up that division, Gary Edwards with 5 of each tailor, blackfish and bream. B&R Mens Vets, Col Youngberry with a nice bag of bream, tailor and whiting, showed the way ahead of Bob Clarke with some nice salmon and tailor. Kay (moneybags) Caddis, who won the mystery weight as well as the lucky door prize took out the ladies B&R with an itsy bitzy flathead. Deep sea mens was a family affair with Glen Whyte winning with a mixed bag of flathead, leather jacket and snapper from brother Mark, weighing snapper, flathead and trevally. Vets deep sea saw Tom King to the fore with mowie, flathead and leatherjacket, with flathead specialist Ken Cowell a close second. Jack Smith showed his bream skills winning the Vets Estuary, ahead of "Chips" Stanford with a nice blackfish. Mens Estuary was won by Bob Thompson, who travelled to distant shores for a couple of blackfish. A special mention for Peter Hayes, fishing in the NSW fishing championships held at Port Macquarie over the last week. Peter was the overall runner-up, B&R runner-up, Mens estuary champion, 4th in the casting, 12th in deep sea and a member of the winning team.

Congratulations Peter, a fine effort.

Welcome to new mebmers, Scott Carpenter, Mark, Glen and Broden Whyte, Kay Fitzpatrick and John "The Grotty Yachtie" Maloney, back on deck again. Next weigh-in June 20.

Cheers "Stopper Knot."

CH (LUSC)

Bridge Club

Monday pm May 24, 2004 - Howell Movement.

1 Richard & Noel Owen, 2 Valerie Clifton & Patricia Parsons, 3 Norma Feller & Pattie Smith.

Thursday May 27, 2004 - Autumn Pairs Competition - Mitchell Movement directed by Margaret Dunlop.

NS 1 Margaret Dunlop & Elaine Lockwood, 2 Philippa Crowther & Sybil Ibbertson, 3 Jenny & Keith Montgomery.

EW 1 Yvonne Breakwell & Bet Matthews, 2 Valerie Clifton & Moreen Dellow, 3 Doug Henerson & John Payne.

Friday May, 28 2004 visit from Old Bar - 2 sets Mitchell Movement directed by Margaret Dunlop.

Set 1 NSW 1 Margaret Dunlop & Elaine Lockwood, 2 Philippa Crowther & Sybil Ibbertson, 3 Harold Brookman & Kath Heath.

EW 1 Colin Choat & David Jitts, 2 Yvonne Breakwell & Bet Matthews, 3 Eileen Greenhalgh & Stella Pearce.

Set 2 NS 1 Doris Poulton & Ngaira Green, 2 Pam Bennett & Florence Walker, 3 Jenny Gaudry & Carolyn Van Der Veen.

EW 1 Jan Goodchild & R Wrigley, 2 Marlene Morrison & John Segal, 3 John Payne & Robert Wilson.

Camden Haven Darts

Results:

Ladies: The Opals def The Knights 7-4, Twisted Sisters def Milkmaids 7-4, Missing Links def Xmas Belles 7-4, Autumn Tones def Cathie Girls 6-5.

Highest Score; Fay Pate 168.

Highest Pegouts; Carol Chilcott 60, Kerrie Wall 64, Lee Tetfong 93.

Gents: Robbos def Cathie Lakers 11-0, Bonny Hills def Far Kew 9-2, Flight Crew def Buccaneers 9-2, QCBD def Wheel Nuts 9-2, Bandits def Rovert Lighting 6-4.

Highest Score; Wilfred Taylor 180.

Highest Pegouts; Darren Murray 112, Tom Stringer 97, Warren Barnes 71, Wilfred Taylor 68.

OK everybody, this is your next to last chance to put your names down for our championship day, Sunday June 20, at NHBC, 9.30am. Names and $3 fees entered onto Monday night playing sheets.

Thankyou - Rae.